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BoozeAn old man smiles toothlessly at the bartender. The bartender manages to smile back, even though he’s staring unblinkingly at the gums that are turning black.
“Who cares what language you speak, right? As long as you understand yourself,” The old man says, chugging down a milk. “Hit me!” Bartender smacks the old man with the gallon of milk, then fills the glass back up. In a world without booze, the only disorientation that’s legal is a strong bang on the head. Kids are ramming their heads against brick walls, falling off motorcycles on purpose, getting shipped off to hospitals… Booze
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I NEED A THIRD OPINION

Tue Jun 23, 2009, 5:41 PM

ANYBODY. ANYBODY AT ALL. I'll make it fast;

Here was my original plan for the summer: go to London with the family for a week. Come back. Get job- get apartment.

Now, mom wants me to go visit my grandfather in Italy. This means cutting my trip in half, spending about three days in each area.

Now she's suggesting that I stay in Europe all summer and enjoy my childhood while I can.

...which puts a big, huge fucking wrench in my plans, but sounds tempting like whoa.
Thoughts?

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Favourite movie: Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Shaun of the Dead
Favourite band or musician: Germs, The Stooges, The Clash, Gogol Bordello
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~experimentchocolate

Apr 4, 2009, 9:12:13 PM

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ROCK
CELTIC
PINTS
AND A CREEPY VIOLIN GUY

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Please provide the date of your death.

I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCARED?!

Stop being so stupid. It's my turn.

~experimentchocolate

Mar 30, 2009, 5:31:01 PM

Nostalgia chick stares at Bowie's package! WAAAAATCH!!!!! LOLOOLOLOLOLOOOLOLLL

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Please provide the date of your death.

I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCARED?!

Stop being so stupid. It's my turn.

~experimentchocolate

Feb 21, 2009, 7:29:56 PM

Draw something !!!!use your tablet for once!

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Yes, we can hope.

~experimentchocolate

Feb 10, 2009, 7:49:33 PM

I hope you're working on your tablet!

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Yes, we can hope.

~experimentchocolate

Feb 10, 2009, 7:50:54 PM

Actually, this one's better. Very entertaining! Watch itt!

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Yes, we can hope.

*hankinstein

Sep 16, 2008, 1:15:33 PM

Thanks for the watch!!

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~Calisto-Divine-Blue

Aug 7, 2008, 6:59:05 PM

Hiya, thanks for the fav! : D

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